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PostSubject: FUnnY ???LOL   Mon May 25, 2009 11:56 pm

TrY To Share Ur FuNNy JOkes Here>.<


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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 2:29 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 5:42 am

aux poss nten a ziz bhabie..
hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 12:15 pm

super danda bae ni siz bhabie koo!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:07 pm

Philippine History Question
Teacher: “What is the capital of the Philippines?”
Chinese Student: “Ma’am. Kahit ako Intsik, ako alam Pilipinas. Pilipinas wala capital, pulo utang.”
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:07 pm

First Time Sa Pier:
Apo: Lolo, ang laki pala ng barko sa personal!
Lolo: Loko! Huwag kang maingay, baka mahalatang taga-bukid tayo… mamaya, lilipad na ‘yan!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:10 pm


Tindera : Bili na po kayo ng kurtina, maganda ang uri tela nito.
Erap: Magkano ba yan?
Tindera: 100 pesos lang.
Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?
Erap: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:11 pm

Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.

Naunang namatay si Dado.

Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.

'Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?' usisa ni Rodel.

'Oo naman!' tugon ni Dado.

'Parang hindi totoo!' bulalas ni Rodel. 'O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa langit?'

Sagot ni Dado, 'May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol.
Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!'
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:15 pm

Nurse: Wow! Ang galing mo namang kumanta!
Anu-ano pa ba ung alam mmong kanta?
Baliw: Alam ko Crazy for You!
Nurse: O sige nga kantahin mo.
Baliw: Ok!! Pero saglit lang ha?
Nurse: Ok

Ang baliw ay biglang dumapa bago kumanta.

Nurse: O bakit kailangan mo pang dumapa?
Baliw: Tapos na po yung side A, side B naman
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:16 pm

PASOSYAL N GURL S BUS ..

GiRL: manong conduktor .. can u get my luggage pls ?!


KONDUKTOR: asn dto miss ?!


GiRL: uhm .. der oh .. ung sako ..
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:19 pm

BOi : kkunin q ang mga bituin at ibbgay q sau !

GiRL : shut up ! hnd m nga mkuha yang kulangot m ..
mga bituin p kea ?

BOi : ay sorry .. hnd q alam n i2 pla ang gus2 m ..

GiRL : Eeeeww !
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:39 pm

magkumare nguusap ..

tekla: sna dko cnama s kabaong ni kulas ung cp nya nung ilibing xa.

petra: bkit ? syang ba ?

tekla: hnd ! ngtx xa, sv dto n mi, sunod nua u ..
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:41 pm

liham
DEAR: BULAG

pakisabi kay Bingi na nanalo si Pilay sa takbuhan...

nagmamahal
WALANG KAMAY
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:42 pm

[b]Feeling Sosyal
(Nasa hongkong)

Lalaki: Ate kumusta na,long time no see.

Babaeng sosyal: O yeah. Im great !

Lalaki: Ate meron ka bang email adress, pahingi nman.

Babaeng sosyal: (nag isip ko ano kaya yun.)Sorry naiwan ko sa Pinas.
hehehe[/b]
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:43 pm

ARABIAN PRINCE
May isang arabian prince na gustong mapangasawa ang isang maganda at batang pinay. ang problema, ayaw sa kanya ng pinay. Kaya ng mamanhikan ang prinsipe sa pinay, humiling sya ng mga imposibleng kahilingan:

Pinay: Gusto mo ibili mo ako ng malaking-malaking bahay.

Prinsipe: OK, I buy ! I buy!

Pinay: Gusto ko bigyan mo ako ng mga brilyante at mga ginto.

Prinsipe: OK I give! I give !

Kahulihan, umisip si Pinay ng bagay na alam nyang imposibleng maibigay ng prinsipe.

Pinay: Gusto ko ang organ mo mga 10 inches ang haba!!!


Prinsipe: (Medyo nag-isip) OK, I CUT , I CUT !
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:44 pm

PROBLEMA NATIN
HUSBAND: May malaki akong problema.
WIFE: 'Wag mong sabihing problema mo, problema natin, dahil mag-asawa tayo. O' ngayon, anong problema natin??
HUSBAND: Nabuntis natin si Inday at tayo ang ama!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:45 pm

2 magkumpareng lasing naglalakad


lasing1= pare umilag ka me tae maaapakan mo
lasing2=pare hindi tae yan
lasing1=pare tae sabi yan weh
lasing2=ang kulit mo pare hindi tae yan
lasing1=pare para makakasiguro tayung hindi tae tikman mo
lasing2=sige pare
at tinikman nga ni lasing2 ang nakita nila
:xD:
lasing2=naku pare tama ka tae nga yan
lasing1=sabi ko na sayu tae yan weh
lasing2=buti nalang pare hindi natin naapakan
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:46 pm

a kid staring at an ugly tambay...

d tambay got angry & shouted:

"hoy bata! bkit ang sma mong tumingin ah!!"

kid: "eh ikw?! bkit ang sama mong tingnan?!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:47 pm

pambobola ng mga boys, corny xa :laugh:

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EXAM

Boy : Mis, tpos knb mgsagot?
Girl : Bkt?
Boy : Para ako nman sagutin mo

MAGNANAKAW

Boy : Mis, magnanakaw kba?
Girl : Hindi, bkt nman?
Boy : Kasi ninakaw mo puso ko

LANGIT

Boy : Mis, angel kba?
Girl : Huh?
Boy : Kc para kang angel

LIXENXA

Boy : Mis, may lixenxa kb?
Girl : Wala, bkt?
Boy : Coz u drive me crazy

BUTAS

Boy : Mis, butas kba?
Girl : Huh?
Boy : Nahuhulog kc ko sayo

CPR

Boy : Mis, marunong kba mag CPR?
Girl : bkt nman?
Boy : Coz u take my breath away
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:48 pm

Lasing mY nkitang babae...

LASING: miss ang pangeT mo!

BABAE: kapaL ng mukHa mo!.. ikw nman lasenggo.!

LASING: haLer?? buKas d nKo lasing...iKw,panget parin..
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:49 pm

Nag uusap ang amo at ang Katulong na si inday
Amo:Inday nasaan ang sir mo
Inday: nasa Opesena po
Amo:Ahhh
Inday:Baket pu maám
Amo:wala
Amo:alam mo may suspetsa ako na may relasyon sila ng kanyang secretaria
Inday:wag naman po kayong mag salita ng ganyan
Amo:Bakit
Inday:eh kase po baka mag selos ako
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:50 pm

1 NYT
SUMAKAY AQO SA JiP
LAHAT NAKATITIG SA AKiN
WALANG iMiK
TRY QO MAGBAYAD PERO
Di iNABOT PERA QO !
BiGLA AQNG KiNiLABUTAN ..

ISANG MATANDANG BUMULONG SA AKiN !!


















______________ARKiLADO TOH TANGA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:52 pm

* Ang buhay ay parang bato, it's hard.
* Better late than pregnant.
* Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
* It's better to cheat than to repeat!
* Do unto others ... then run!!!
* Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
* Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa
bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
* When all else fails, follow instructions.
* Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling
wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
* To err is human, to errs is humans.
* Ang taong nagigipit ... sa bumbay kumakapit
* Pag may usok ... may nag-iihaw
* Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin ... may utang.
* No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry.
* Birds of the same feather that prays
together ... stays together.
* Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
* Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
* Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang
pinanggalingan .... ay may stiff neck.
* Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
* Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
* Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:53 pm

nagkabungguaN c boY at si gurL...


tuuggshhh!!!


girL: ouch! bulaG ka ba??


boy: panU akU magiginG bulaG?...
eH MAY PAGTINGIN ngA ako saU!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:56 pm

Pare 1: Pare, sa wakas nag ka GF na rin ako!!
Pare 2: Bakit!?! Ngayon ka lang ba nagka GF?
Pare 1: OO pare! sobrang higpit kasi ni Misis eh!
Ngayon lang ako nakalusot!
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