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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 7:58 pm

panu mu igre2et X gf/bf u ds coming pasko??..Smile









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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 8:00 pm

small boy wrote to santa..??

boy: santa!! send me a baby brother...





santa wrote back.....!




santa: send me ur mother!!


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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 8:06 pm

Katawan Lang
Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.
Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?
Babae : ( Nagsalita habang nakayuko ) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.
Judge : Anong pruyba mo?
Babae : ( Nakayuko pa rin ) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.
Judge : Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?
Mister : No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge ) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.
Judge : (Habang nakatingin kay Misis. ) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo..

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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 8:07 pm

PALAKIHAN

Tatlong misis ang nagpapalakihan ng ari ng mga mister nila:

Mrs. 1 : Sa Mr. ko parang Super Lolo, ang laki!!!

Mrs. 2 : Sa Mr. ko parang dynamite!!!

Mrs. 3 : Wala yan sa Mr. ko, parang "watusi"

Mrs. 1 & 2 : NGEK!!!
Mrs. 3 : Maliit nga pero dami naman putok!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 8:09 pm

PAGKAKAIBA NG BABAE SA SASAKYAN :yes:

ANG SASAKYAN PAG SINASAKYAN NG MARAMI SUMISIKIP :yes:

ANG BABAE PAG SINASAKYAN LUMULUWANG

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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 8:11 pm





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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Tue May 26, 2009 8:14 pm



eto pambanat dn.. Very Happy


libre ka bukas?
samahan mo nman ako..





sa psychiatrist..ok lang ba sau?




magdala daw kc ako ng kinababaliwan ko eh!




nyak! nyahahah!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 am

hihi.,
kya k ndi nagmumukhang matanda tita.,
mhilig kng magjowkz.,
hihi,.
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 1:37 am

hihi.,
laughter is da best medicine!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 6:24 am

kirak pangken kew... hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 6:26 am

smiling fez lng tita mew pangken kew..
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 6:28 am

pero pag nakita mew kung umiiyak..ewan kew lng.. hehehe.. grabe kaya akew umiyak pangken... hehehe.. pero minsan lng yan..
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 6:33 am

post rin akyo ng mga jokes... heheh
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 6:36 am

parehas tau tita que!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 6:36 am

kip posting!!
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 11:31 am

OOPS it seems may -off TOPIC na hihi

@ topic

Inimbitahan ng isang imbestigador sa opisina ng NBI si Juan na walang trabaho pero buhay milyonaryo. Dumating si Juan kasama ang kanyang abogado sa NBI.

Imbestigador: Juan, pinatawag ka namin dito dahil naghihinala kaming isa kang drug trafficker at lider ng isang sindikato dahil nakapagtatakang namumuhay kang milyonaryo gayong ikaw ay walang tinapos at walang trabaho. Gusto naming malaman kung paano ka kumikita ng milyong milyong pera.

Juan: Sir, sa legal pong paraan kong kinikita ang aking mga pera. Sa pamamagitan po ng pustahan ako po ay kumikita ng daang daang libong piso. Kung gusto nyo po patutunayan ko sa inyo. Dodoblehen ko po ang sampung libo ninyo kung makakagat ko ang aking kanang mata.

Imbestigador: Imposibleng makagat mo ang yong mata. Sige, call ako dyan.

Dinukot ni Juan ang kanyang pekeng mata sa kanan at kinagat. Nagulat naman ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.

Juan: Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang singkwenta mil ninyo kung pupusta kayong kaya kong kagatin ang aking kaliwang mata.

Imbestigador: Yan ang talagang imposible. Paano ka makakakita kung parehong peke ang dalawa mong mata. Call ako dyan!

Kinuha ni Juan ang kanyang pustiso at kinagat ang kaliwang mata. Mangingiyak ngiyak ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.

Juan: (Pumunta sa dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ng imbestigador) Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang ang sandaang libo ninyo kung pupusta kayo na kaya kong umihi sa basurahan nyo na nasa kabilang dulo ng mesang ito mula rito sa kinatatayuan ko. Patutunayan ko sa inyo na di mababasa ng kahit isang patak ang mesa nyo.

Imbestigador: Pinatatawa mo ako, Juan. Iyan ang talagang imposible. Sigurado akong di ka na mananalo sa pustang yan. Kaya, call ako!

Umihi si Juan at dahil sa imposibleng abutin ng ihi niya ang basurahan sa kabilang dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ay sinadya na lang nyang ihian ang mesa ng imbestigador. Napahalakhak ang imbestigador sa tuwa. Ngunit, tawa rin ng tawa si Juan.

Imbestigador: Eh bakit tawa ka pa nang tawa, eh talo ka na nga ng sandaang libo?

Juan: Sir, natutuwa po ako dahil nanalo po ako ng limang daang libong piso sa pustahan namin ng abogadong kasama ko. Nagpustahan po kami na ako ang mananalo kung kayo ay matutuwa kapag inihian ko ang mesa ninyo.

Abogado: Waaaahhhhh!





--ANHABA..hihi atleast meh JOKE prn haha
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 10:01 pm

wow dami.. heheh..
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 10:02 pm

tnx for sharing siz...
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 10:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Wed May 27, 2009 10:06 pm

``haha anhaba nga ng juwk cz..wiii halatang COPY PASTE lng..haha!

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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Thu May 28, 2009 6:32 am

hahaha.. ok lng yan siz..atin atin lng un.. lolz
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Fri May 29, 2009 1:22 pm

kip posting lng poh.,
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Sat May 30, 2009 10:00 am

keep posting!

toodles..hihi
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Sat May 30, 2009 12:06 pm

hanap muna akew funny qoutes... hehe
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PostSubject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL   Sat May 30, 2009 1:15 pm

THNx FER SHARiNg
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