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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Tue May 26, 2009 8:07 pm | |
| PALAKIHAN
Tatlong misis ang nagpapalakihan ng ari ng mga mister nila:
Mrs. 1 : Sa Mr. ko parang Super Lolo, ang laki!!!
Mrs. 2 : Sa Mr. ko parang dynamite!!!
Mrs. 3 : Wala yan sa Mr. ko, parang "watusi"
Mrs. 1 & 2 : NGEK!!!
Mrs. 3 : Maliit nga pero dami naman putok!!!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 am | |
| hihi.,
kya k ndi nagmumukhang matanda tita.,
mhilig kng magjowkz.,
hihi,. | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 1:37 am | |
| hihi.,
laughter is da best medicine!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 6:24 am | |
| kirak pangken kew... hehehe | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 6:26 am | |
| smiling fez lng tita mew pangken kew.. | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 6:28 am | |
| pero pag nakita mew kung umiiyak..ewan kew lng.. hehehe.. grabe kaya akew umiyak pangken... hehehe.. pero minsan lng yan.. | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 6:33 am | |
| post rin akyo ng mga jokes... heheh | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 11:31 am | |
| OOPS it seems may -off TOPIC na hihi
@ topic
Inimbitahan ng isang imbestigador sa opisina ng NBI si Juan na walang trabaho pero buhay milyonaryo. Dumating si Juan kasama ang kanyang abogado sa NBI.
Imbestigador: Juan, pinatawag ka namin dito dahil naghihinala kaming isa kang drug trafficker at lider ng isang sindikato dahil nakapagtatakang namumuhay kang milyonaryo gayong ikaw ay walang tinapos at walang trabaho. Gusto naming malaman kung paano ka kumikita ng milyong milyong pera.
Juan: Sir, sa legal pong paraan kong kinikita ang aking mga pera. Sa pamamagitan po ng pustahan ako po ay kumikita ng daang daang libong piso. Kung gusto nyo po patutunayan ko sa inyo. Dodoblehen ko po ang sampung libo ninyo kung makakagat ko ang aking kanang mata.
Imbestigador: Imposibleng makagat mo ang yong mata. Sige, call ako dyan.
Dinukot ni Juan ang kanyang pekeng mata sa kanan at kinagat. Nagulat naman ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.
Juan: Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang singkwenta mil ninyo kung pupusta kayong kaya kong kagatin ang aking kaliwang mata.
Imbestigador: Yan ang talagang imposible. Paano ka makakakita kung parehong peke ang dalawa mong mata. Call ako dyan!
Kinuha ni Juan ang kanyang pustiso at kinagat ang kaliwang mata. Mangingiyak ngiyak ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.
Juan: (Pumunta sa dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ng imbestigador) Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang ang sandaang libo ninyo kung pupusta kayo na kaya kong umihi sa basurahan nyo na nasa kabilang dulo ng mesang ito mula rito sa kinatatayuan ko. Patutunayan ko sa inyo na di mababasa ng kahit isang patak ang mesa nyo.
Imbestigador: Pinatatawa mo ako, Juan. Iyan ang talagang imposible. Sigurado akong di ka na mananalo sa pustang yan. Kaya, call ako!
Umihi si Juan at dahil sa imposibleng abutin ng ihi niya ang basurahan sa kabilang dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ay sinadya na lang nyang ihian ang mesa ng imbestigador. Napahalakhak ang imbestigador sa tuwa. Ngunit, tawa rin ng tawa si Juan.
Imbestigador: Eh bakit tawa ka pa nang tawa, eh talo ka na nga ng sandaang libo?
Juan: Sir, natutuwa po ako dahil nanalo po ako ng limang daang libong piso sa pustahan namin ng abogadong kasama ko. Nagpustahan po kami na ako ang mananalo kung kayo ay matutuwa kapag inihian ko ang mesa ninyo.
Abogado: Waaaahhhhh!
--ANHABA..hihi atleast meh JOKE prn haha | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Wed May 27, 2009 10:06 pm | |
| ``haha anhaba nga ng juwk cz..wiii halatang COPY PASTE lng..haha!
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Thu May 28, 2009 6:32 am | |
| hahaha.. ok lng yan siz..atin atin lng un.. lolz | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Sat May 30, 2009 10:00 am | |
| keep posting!
toodles..hihi | |
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| | Subject: Re: FUnnY ???LOL Sat May 30, 2009 12:06 pm | |
| hanap muna akew funny qoutes... hehe | |
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